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The best things in my life come in TWOs. Obviously there's my favorite duo - The Schmidtlets. Look, Momma, we can edit too... Th...

When I can't sleep at night, or when I'm waiting in line at the grocery store, or on hold with the cell phone company I mental...

When I was a wee imp my father used to tuck in bed at night and sing me to sleep with: "The wonderful thing about tiggers is tiggers a...

Yesterday I was a stowaway on another school’s field trip to NYC. I then proceeded to hijack the trip and DEMANDED they attended the NYC Tee...